Dear Douchewad in the Blue Pickup Who Yelled "Sidewalk!" Out Your Window as Your Friend Barreled Past Me on My Bike This Afternoon:
If you were to actually read the Missouri Bicycle and Pedestrian Laws, as I have, you would know:
Missouri law prohibits cyclists from riding on the sidewalk in a business district
(cyclists) have the same rights and responsibilities as a motor vehicle operator.
Ergo, there was absolutely no reason for me to be riding on the sidewalk; in fact, it is discouraged by state law. Besides, the sidewalks in that area suck, and I've flattened more than one tire in the past because of riding on shitty sidewalks.
So you, sir, can kiss my bicycle-riding ass.
Hugs and Kisses,